Three Pirate Guys (Yo Ho Ho Ho)

by Pirates for Sail



A parody of a certain '90s hit by the Crash Test Dummies, featuring the thunderous vocals of Black Dog Nate. All proceeds from sales of this track will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center.


once there was this pirate
who fought a kid named Peter in the land of Never Never
and when they had a battle
he had a hook attached to his forearm
he said that it was from when the croc had bit him so hard

yo ho ho ho

and then there was this pirate
who walked around on crutches cause he only had but one leg
he went to Treasure Island
but he saw someone had stolen the treasure
he couldn’t quite explain it it had always just been there

yo ho ho ho

now both John and Hook were cursed
but one guy had it even worse

cause then there was this pirate
who stole a chest of treasure that belonged to ancient Aztecs
and when he went in moonlight
he found he had turned into a zombie
he couldn’t quite explain it he had always had skin there

yo ho ho ho

arr arr arr arr


released August 17, 2017
Original music by Brad Roberts
Parody lyrics by Nathan Rosen
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Pirates for Sail (also known to their fans as the Crew of the Drunken Ferret and the Drunken Ferret T’Barnacle Choir) has been navigating the waterways and watering holes of Maryland since 2005. We plunder, pillage, carouse and sing, and we do all this in between consuming enormous quantities of rum. We’re bloody pirates, mate, and we’re on the account until Jack Ketch catches up to us! ... more

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